Out the Door
By the honeyed wall,plates of nine-dollar spring rolls —you’re still in the mall
Tartine
In line foreverfor cookies thin and brittlelike your counter girls
Bi-Rite Creamery
Bi-Rite math is bestA single scoop means double!Salted caramel please
Savor
Nothing special hereYet Noe Valley lines upThose silly yuppies
Pho 84
Long lines at lunch timeLoud, overpriced, just OKFor the white people
Halu
karaage bowlserved with Beatlemaniayakitori yum!
Hana Zen
mediocritycosts a lot of money herenot feeling so zen
Yamo
Yamo ladies swiftwith wok of garlic noodles —scent of grease lingers
Beach Chalet
Bland and pricey foodTourist trap with ocean viewNever coming back
Cha-Ya
Soba salad timeWash it down with barley teaVeggies! — Cash only
I like to eat. I like to write. Food review + haiku = Nomnomnom Haiku.